"Follow along with this Step-By-Step Case Study to find out exactly how to earn up to $20-$100 per month, per website, with
ZERO effort or maintenance..."
(These "pathetic" websites take less than 2 hours to build...)
From the Desk of Matt Rhodes
Creator, Pathetic Money Makers
Dear Fellow Entrepreneur:
Wow. I still can't believe how ridiculously easy this is. Seriously...I've raked in cash hand over fist on a website that I've totally neglected.
But, I'm really embarrassed and I feel like a fool. Let me tell you the story...
A couple years ago, I tried a little "experiment." You see, there was a post on a popular internet commerce forum that documented a case study of an entrepreneur who was raking in a lot of extra cash with a dead simple website that did nothing more but review internet-based products on a website called Clickbank.
What this entrepreneur did was super simple - in fact, it was so easy that no one believed that his story was true. So, to prove he knew his stuff, he revealed the exact website he created that was earning him income.
It was jaw-dropping...and, in the entrepreneur's own words, "Completely Pathetic."
His website was only half-complete...there was still latin "lorem upsum" filler text in the sidebar of the website. There were no graphics. It wasn't even properly SEO optimized. But...
His Pathetic Website was built in a weird way
that "magically" attracted clicks... and SALES!
Despite the fact this entrepreneur's stupid simple website was never even completed, he had effortlessly earned dozens of sales from super-short posts he put up with his affiliate links.
Needless to say, this guy completely woke me up...
This was a business model that ANYONE could use to create an easy passive cash machine for themselves.
I was impressed. Seriously, how many business models do you run across that are actually as brain-dead simple as they claim to be?
So, I decided to run my own little experiment following a similar set of "rules" that led to the setup of the original Pathetic Money Maker:
- It had to be SOMETHING ANYONE COULD DO. That means nothing too technical, not too much writing and nothing complex or confusing.
- It had to be 100% SCALABLE. There's not a whole lot of sense in creating something that earns a little every month if you can't rinse and repeat the process.
- It had to be BUILT INCREDIBLY FAST. I hate long-term projects that linger over your head and take months to complete, so I decided that I wanted a quick, easy method.
- It had to be possible to OUTSOURCE THE MODEL. My time is not best spent as a monkey pounding keys - neither is yours. I'm looking to build a business and have others do the grunt work for me.
- It had to BUILD A REAL ASSET. If it's not something I own, then I can't sell it down the road for quick cash.
- It had to be VERY LOW MAINTENANCE. I don't want to spend my time or waste my money managing the basics of my business. I like putting in the work once and reaping the rewards.
- It had to produce QUICK RESULTS. Waiting around for months to see a return on my investment doesn't make me happy. I wanted something that could yield me fast results to keep me motivated.
As soon as I laid down the ground rules, something just clicked for me. The only way to describe it...
I had an instant "LIGHTBULB" moment...
A light bulb fully flipped to the "ON" position for me. I'm sure you know what I mean...you just immediately go into THE ZONE and get so pumped up that there's no possible way you can sleep.
I still remember everything like it was yesterday...
I realized that I could take the Pathetic Money Maker model and "re-position" it on a TOTALLY different industry: Physical Products.
This might not sound too profound until you consider these facts...
FACT #1: There are way, way, WAY more physical products than digital products. There's a lot of digital products out there, for sure, but it PALES in comparison to the number of tangible, physical goods. That means you never have to scramble to find new products.
FACT #2: There's virtually no competition for many physical products. If you try to create a review site based around a digital product on Clickbank, you're going to have to fight a bloody battle to get ranked in the Top 10. With physical products, you're handed top rankings on a silver platter because there's no one around to fight you for it.
FACT #3: Physical products are almost always evergreen. Most digital products have a shelf life of 6 to 12 months, and that's if you're lucky. They launch with giant fanfare, then go off the map. Your efforts are short lived. Many physical products are around for many, many years - in some cases, decades.
FACT #4: Conversion rates for physical products are much higher. Digital products are REALLY lucky to convert at 2 to 3%. Physical products are a totally different story. It's not uncommon to get conversion rates from 5% to 50% or more. Look at this, 8 orders from just 30 clicks. (You won't find this anywhere else.)
30 clicks, 8 ordered items...a 26.67% conversion rate!
I mapped out each part of my battle plan and knew I had struck a winning idea. So, I put it to work immediately and created my first "Pathetic Money Maker," using all the rules I laid out above. It took me less than 2 hours to build and was one of the ugliest things I've ever seen.
It had just FOUR posts, TWO pages, and ONE backlink.
But, it WORKED.
My "Pathetic Money Maker" climbed
the Search Engines at Record Speed!
Within TWO weeks, I was already ranked in the top 10 in Google (rank #9, to be exact) for my targeted keyword phrases. According to my favorite keyword research tool, Micro Niche Finder, it receives approximately 2,900 searches per month.
Not bad, right? But, I have to be honest, here...
I was more than a little skeptical. The process I followed was so "dumb simple" that a 9 year old could do it. I really didn't think it would be possible to get ranked so easily.
It was like I pressed some "magic button," but...just between you and me...I honestly didn't do anything THAT special. I just took time-tested SEO and marketing principles and applied them to my unique, ridiculously simple "Pathetic Money Maker" website.
Needless to say, I was already happy with the results of my little experiment. But, it just kept getting better...
I checked the analytics stats on my "Pathetic Money Maker" and found that I was starting to draw in a load of traffic from over two dozen different sources and keywords. You have to understand, this totally baffled me. I had only created FOUR posts and ONE backlink for my site.
I was ranking and getting traffic from search terms that I never expected, and the money was starting to roll in. Not enough to make me rich, but definitely enough so that I knew I was doing something right.
That's when...
I did something really, REALLY stupid...
Yeah...this is the part where I embarrass myself.
You'd think that someone as experienced and knowledgeable as I am would generally avoid doing really stupid stuff.
I'm not saying that to brag (at all), but I've been in this business for more than long enough to know what I'm doing...after all, this is the stuff I do full-time. It's how I make a good living.
Well, that doesn't stop me from doing stupid things.
Instead of being smart and actually growing out this simple little website that was performing far better than I ever expected - and expanding it into a full-blown empire - I let it fall off my radar.
Idiot. (It still embarrasses and upsets me to this day.)
The truth is, I just completely forgot about it after a while. I got distracted with other projects and day-to-day life, like we all do.
So, needless to say, I was totally flabbergasted at what happened next...
My "Pathetic Money Maker" started to earn
Fat Checks from BOTH Google and Amazon!
The first check from my little experiment arrived in the mail, first-class, courtesy of USPS.
To be honest, when I first opened the envelope, I was totally baffled about the rather large payment I had just received from Google. So, I rushed to my laptop and logged into my AdSense account to try and figure out where the cash was flowing from.
I instantly recognized the source. My "Pathetic Money Maker" had grown to become a full-blown, passive cash machine...even though I completely forgot about it.
Without missing a beat, I remembered that I was also sending traffic to Amazon as an affiliate via my Pathetic Money Maker. So, I logged into my affiliate account over at Amazon.
My jaw dropped when I saw line after line of affiliate commissions:
Keep in mind...ONE single website is producing these results for me. It has FOUR posts and ONE backlink. Nothing fancy at all...but, boy, do those "little commissions" add up quickly.
Even better, though...
Google Updates Didn't Crush My Site.
They Made It MORE Profitable.
While other Internet Marketers seem to be crippled from the major changes that Google constantly make to their search algorithm, the ranking of my Pathetic Money Maker has actually IMPROVED in Google search results during these updates.
Yes, I've actually made more money as a result of these major changes! There is absolutely no "gaming the system" as with most other online business models. You're giving visitors exactly what they want.
Google wants you to create Pathetic Money Makers like mine. I have the search engine rankings to prove it!
Seeing all of this, I had another moment of instant clarity. I knew that if a site that I had completely forgotten about and hadn't maintained (at ALL) was printing cash automatically, and survived such brutal Google updates, that I was REALLY on to something. Even more than I originally thought.
Obviously, I know I'm leaving BIG money on the table. If I had done just a little bit more work, I'd be rolling around in commission checks that were at least 3x to 5x bigger.
But, the fact I'm still getting paid so much for something I've hardly worked on totally ROCKS.
So, once I finally came to my senses and realized what a gold mine I was sitting on, I sat down and began documenting EVERYTHING I did to make this simple, "pathetic" site churn out cash.
I wanted to PROVE that it really doesn't take much to create your own easy streams of passive income - if you know what to do.
That's why I'm releasing my "top-secret" documents that cover every single thing I did...
Proudly Introducing...
Complete Step-By-Step Case Study
I've compiled every single thing I did to make my "Pathetic Money Maker" work into a full-blown 38 page case study. When I say that there's no rock left unturned, I mean it.
I'm telling you literally EVERYTHING I did:
- I reveal the exact "Pathetic Money Maker" website that is still raking in cash for me today. Once you purchase, you'll be able to see (and copy!) the website for yourself. (Page 5)
- The exact steps I followed and rules I used to find and exploit my high-profit, low-competition micro niche so you can easily rinse and repeat. (Pages 6-11)
- How I found and created a "Perfectly Optimized Domain Name." This section also reveals my strategy for finding the best domain name possible, with real examples. (Page 13)
- I let the cat out of the bag and tell you where I found my free, ugly (but super profitable) WordPress theme, and why I chose it over the other themes. (Page 14)
- This is definitely my favorite part. I reveal my step-by-step formula for building my Pathetic Money Maker using 100% FREE CONTENT that others had already written. Hint: It's NOT PLR articles or virtual assistants. (Pages 18-21)
- My little known, under-exploited source of FREE traffic that accounts for more than 31% of my total visits, and what you need to know to quickly exploit it yourself. (Page 22)
- How a simple, one-line addition to each of my pages multiplied the effectiveness of my search engine optimization and created easy rankings for my tiny website. (Page 23)
- Two "MUST-HAVE" pages that are critical to the success of your Pathetic Money Maker. Without them, you'll get left out in the dark and no one will have any idea your site even exists. Don't worry - they're easy to create. (Page 24)
- How I decided on the placement of my Google and Amazon ads, along somefresh "insider data" that reveals a very profitable alternative to my previous strategy. (Pages 24-25)
- The incredible FREE resource I used to ensure rapid indexing in Google for my Pathetic Money Maker...mega fast indexing means better search engine rankings, quicker. (Page 26)
- My secret, underground source for the ONE high-octane backlink I created for my Pathetic Money Maker. Disclaimer: It's cheap, but not free. Can't afford it? I also reveal numerous free alternatives that produce good results. (Pages 27-31)
- Advanced strategies that anyone can use to expand on these Pathetic Money Makers and multiply profits by 5x to 10x. These are the same techniques I will be using to scale my Pathetic Money Makers into a passive six figure side-business. (Pages 32-37)
I told you - no stone left unturned. No man left behind. I'm telling you EVERYTHING I did to make this work, from beginning to end.
But, that's not even the whole story. Nope...
Failure Is Not An Option
Here's the deal. I WANT you to copy my success. So, to make it even easier for you to build this easy side-business, I'm including three of my Super Fast Templates I developed to build out my Pathetic Money Makers in much less time.
Let me be clear:
You get the full rights to copy and "steal" my templates to help you build your own Pathetic Money Makers even faster.
Pretty cool, right? Well, I'm still not done...
I'm including a step-by-step Quick Start Guide that reveals each piece of my Pathetic Money Maker Case Study. It helps you hit the ground running so you can copy my success at maximum speed.
It's easy. You get acquainted with each piece of my system, and then just start following the steps to build your very first Pathetic Money Maker.
And, I'm also including my Quick Reference Resource Guide. I point to a huge number of resources (many of which are 100% FREE) and I want to make sure you don't miss any of them.
So, I've included all of my best Pathetic Money Maker resources into a short, concise PDF you can easily reference at-a-glance, anytime you need it.
In other words...
You Are Getting EVERYTHING
You Need To Succeed:
Pathetic Money Makers Core PDF Manual
This is the meat and potatoes of the entire case study. It contains every single thing you need to know: the exact niche website that is printing me checks, exactly how I built it using 100% FREE content, what I did to get traffic, how I got my high-octane backlink, and much, much, much more.
Pathetic Money Makers Quick Start PDF Guide
I want you to be able to get started as quickly as possible. The Quick Start Guide will enable you to build your first Pathetic Money Maker as quickly as humanly possible and gives step-by-step instructions to do so. Just follow the steps, reference the core manual, and you’ll be well on your way.
Pathetic Money Maker Resources Guide
There are a huge number of resources included in the core manual, and I don’t want you to miss ANY of them. So, I’ve broken out all of my recommended resources and tools, many of them 100% FREE, for you to exploit for your own Pathetic Money Maker.
Three (3) Pathetic Money Makers Instant Templates
This system involves a small amount of content creation. To make things ridiculously easy, I’m going to provide you with 3 different “real world” templates that I’ve used in my Pathetic Money Makers that have been very, very successful for me. In fact, I’m even giving the content to you in .doc format so you can use it as a template when you generate your own content.
Pathetic Money Makers High-Priced Products List
Here’s a secret for you…combining the power of the Pathetic Money Makers system with high-priced products means that you get paid massive commissions when you make a sale. 5% of a $3,000.00 purchase adds up to a LOT more than 5% of a $20.00 purchase! This powerful resource will hand you a list of 50 high-priced products, found right on Amazon, that you can earn commission from today.
And Much, Much More
There’s an unbelievable amount of training inside Pathetic Money Makers, and we want to make sure you can take advantage of it. If you have questions, contact our support team anytime.
No doubt, you're getting a TON of resources to create your own Pathetic Money Maker with extreme ease. But, I don't want you to worry...I've broken it down into simple, bite-sized chunks so it's easy to digest. I've specifically designed it so you can take action as quickly as possible.
Most importantly, it's at a price anyone can afford...
Everything above is included when you purchase the Pathetic Money Maker case study for just $27 today, 70% off the regular price of $97.00. But, the price is way too low - we're offering it at way below the "real" price so that anyone, on any budget, can get access and start building their business.
The Price Will Go Up...
Look - the bonuses alone are worth 10 times the amount of the entire package.
We will not keep the price this low indefinitely.
Everything you need is included the Pathetic Money Maker case study. You're going to get instant access to my simple step-by-step strategy for building your own pathetic money makers...by copying mine!
There's no risk to you...whether you're a complete beginner or an battle-hardened veteran marketer, you'll get massive value out of this case study. We're so sure of it that we're taking all of the risk...
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I want to put all the risk on my shoulders. And I don't want you to feel like you're risking a penny. So, besides offering you the lowest price, I am also guaranteeing every penny for 30 days.
If you're not ecstatic with the Pathetic Money Maker case study anytime within the next two months just open a support ticket at 1099support.com. We simply don't want your money if you're not happy.
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You get everything you need, and your purchase is 100% risk-free. There’s nothing else to wait for. Go download Pathetic Money Makers right now and put it to use in your business.
I can’t wait to hear about your results.
Sincerely,
Matt Rhodes
Creator, Pathetic Money Makers
P.S. This is a special one-time offer - the 70% off discounted price tag will go up. If you wait, you will kick yourself and end up paying more down the road.
P.P.S. One thing that's really awesome about physical products is that the conversion rate is so much higher than digital products. You can earn a lot of small commissions that add up like crazy. You can't find conversion rates like this anywhere...
This case study reveals the EXACT website that is earning me between $20 and $100 per month. You can copy my model for almost any Amazon product. It's available for only $27 (70% off) for a VERY limited time.